Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.””
Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.
He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.
I like sharing food knowledge with people. I pretty much like anyone who likes any kind of food.
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
what a beautiful cow
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Upon examining a Trojan Fire & Ice condom, I immediately noticed something was very wrong.
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holy shit why would you put capsacin in a fucking lubricant
well this is fucking horrifying
Funny, there’s been a house party all day with loud music next door, but whenever I have more than four people over to my apartment, someone in the apartment building calls the cops.
YALL GOTTA GROW UP