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Apr 10, 2014
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yourcatwasdelicious:

catherine deneuve

yourcatwasdelicious:

catherine deneuve

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Apr 9, 2014
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spiltsoymilk:

It’s Valentineees!

Awesome maddation asked if I could draw a valentines card for her and her girlfriend! It went a little overboard, though… Hope y’all like them
Have a pawsome day everyone

Oh yeah, and for you not-cat lovers, I made a dog one. 

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Apr 6, 2014
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generalfactotom:

Baby

generalfactotom:

Baby

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Apr 4, 2014
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Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”

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Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

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Apr 3, 2014
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I like sharing food knowledge with people. I pretty much like anyone who likes any kind of food.

They’re cool.


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Apr 3, 2014
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Mar 30, 2014
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baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

what a beautiful cow

bby

lapinboheme:

inner-loveandpeace:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

what a beautiful cow

bby

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Mar 27, 2014
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Consumer Alert - Trojan Fire & Ice Condoms

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condomdepot:

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Upon examining a Trojan Fire & Ice condom, I immediately noticed something was very wrong.

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Fuck no to Fire and Ice condoms.

holy shit why would you put capsacin in a fucking lubricant

well this is fucking horrifying

Also, Trojan packages their Spermicidal Lubricated condoms with nonoxynol-9. Exercise caution y’all, buy plain latex condoms and get your own separate water-based personal lubricants. And if you’re allergic to latex, use alternative condoms.

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Mar 27, 2014
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awwww-cute:

Her birthday present

awwww-cute:

Her birthday present

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Mar 17, 2014
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Funny, there’s been a house party all day with loud music next door, but whenever I have more than four people over to my apartment, someone in the apartment building calls the cops.

YALL GOTTA GROW UP